Best places to ...... poop?

Yeah today it occurred to be wouldn't it be nice to know where the best places to poop are like in a brochure on the plane Right after where to eat it tells you where to lay your demise. I mean I wouldn't use it because I for one believe in adventure and mystery...... Who struggles with the ability to wash their hands ( you can tell by the side lake surrounding the sink) ..... Is that the smell of fresh death or has it been lofting bouncing freely around in this god forsaken hell room?

All these and more.

I believe a shit brochure or a poop resort rating scale is in need. Now lets here a really deep insightful track by Nikki Minaj or however she spells it. relating to our topic