Best places to ...... poop?

Yeah today it occurred to be wouldn't it be nice to know where the best places to poop are like in a brochure on the plane Right after where to eat it tells you where to lay your demise. I mean I wouldn't use it because I for one believe in adventure and mystery...... Who struggles with the ability to wash their hands ( you can tell by the side lake surrounding the sink) ..... Is that the smell of fresh death or has it been lofting bouncing freely around in this god forsaken hell room?

All these and more.

I believe a shit brochure or a poop resort rating scale is in need. Now lets here a really deep insightful track by Nikki Minaj or however she spells it. relating to our topic

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Danny Mutha Fuckin Brown

I dont know if anyone has taken time yet to get his new album, but let me just say fucking do it. I always have love for someone from the midwest especially Detroit... but for this dude that is not even needed. He can do club bangers and real lyrical tracks no problem. most cannot do both equally great but Danny Brown aint most

Here is one of my fav. club bangers on his album

Now lets look at his more serious joints such as this one from the new album

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Mistakes of not knowin all about Melotonin

Well after my walk of death yesterday I decided to engulf as much food and sugar as possible. Im talking Taco Bell mexican pizza..yeah baller alert... american size moutain dew, pretzels and cheese dip, and lastly sauteed mushrooms. Take into consideration I had to wake up early today so I could get work done before I leave for chi-raq...... so i was wayyyyy to hyped up for sleep i thought so "why the fuck not take some melotonin" (20mg to be exact) but that was a massive mistake. Granted I had not taken that in sometime so this morning was FUCKING DEATH... just like blank slate zombie mode. My solution was to blare music and chug espresso which has slightly worked but let me share the playlist

WakeUpDur

Artists include

• The Go! Team
• Electrelane
•  Hudson Mohawke
• Matt and Kim
• Stereo Total
• M.Ward
• The Sounds
• Lana Del Rey

ENJOY!

also just remember I am aware my problems are FirstWorldProblems.... just like the kid who keeps trying to submerge his body in clothes that fit him before his downfall. Keep pushing.... he told me tell you (insert song title)

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The Story of the never ending walk

Today i woke up blaring some music falling in love with the complete blue skies. I decided why the fuck am i inside I NEED TO GO ON A WALK.... but it has to be short FOR i have much to do today. WElllll i took a longer path and was progressively getting more and more "lifted" to the point where mumbling to my self then laughing at my own jokes was completely normal. Finally after going up and down enough hills to get motion sickness I reached a fork in the road..trail..whatever you get it Im using pop phrases... anyway I was dieing of thirst at this point since i drank way too much the night before --mixed with-- the heat---- mixed with--- the "liftedness" . I see on one of the signs water and poop station (bathroom for you lames) right ahead, but I also see Waterloo Park this way. Wow a park that sounds like there would be water coming out of sparkling water spickets SO OF COURSE I chose that one. BAD IDEA. Ended up way the fuck in the middle of nowhere with no phone no wallet and with no one knowing i was at this place. Made it home but the journey involved a lady making out with her biker affair on a park bench... a wiener dog viciously chased me (followed me)....bassnectar mixtape












But at least I made it back home. Being lost sucks but sometimes you just need to welcome the strange so here check out this playlist i designed
WelcomeTheStrange




Artists include :

• The Searchers
• Oh No Oh My
• Weird War
• Small Sails
• Black Moth Super Rainbow
• Panda Bear
• Quiet Village
• The Pretty Things
• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
• Roky Erickson
• Black Angels
• Electric Tickle Machine
• The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

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GrandOleSpotify.01

I recently dedicated a playlist on the grand ole spotify dealing with emotional tracks. NOW YES i know some of these do no fit your idea....but hey guess what?!? it really doesnt matter.

Artists included:

• Shlohmo
• Clams Casino
• Nicolas Jarr
• Gold Panda
• Small Black
• Duran Duran
• Soft Cell
• Tears for Fears
• Wilco
• Skeeter Davis
•  

 TryingToBreakYourHeart.

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Intro

So after such a long time of annoying those within my contact on facebook and in person, I decided to put my grammar fails and annoyance in here. No direction with this really but just entertainment to check on during your busy day ,being better than me, with some music, movies, stories, fails, cries, smiles god there is so much its insane. SO BUCKLE THE FUCK IN BUSTER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ5WeXtOacU
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Skeeter_Davis.jpg/220px-Skeeter_Davis.jpg

To start off since this blogspot will be the end of the world what more fitting than Skeeter Davis!??! I mean first off the more i spew my thoughts to those fresh minds around me... the more they get poisoned right? Secondly jesus the bitches name is Skeeter if that does not intrigue you i suggest you ask yourself "what happened when i was younger?"... fo real doe. The image of this girl is almost scary but the voice is amazing.... and this song is just a great classic that all should know. As bill nye would say "AND NOW YOU KNOW" welll actually did he really say that or was it one of his studio drones...tbc brah tbc....to be continued for all you squares.

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